10. Linaccurate!
9. Certain Linalienable rights!
8. Lineptitude!
7. Mmm… Lintel soup!
6. I’ve got the Linfluenza! Gimme a shot of Linsulin!! (that’s a two-fer)
5. He just got Lingured!
4. That’s Lincredibly Linsulting! (Note: only to be used in case of racially insensitive ESPN anchors)
3. Linauthentic!
2. Going to the Linaugural ball!
1. Lint!
